Fact: Being a child of God is the most rewarding action you could ever take.
Fiction: God expects you to be the perfect example.
Fiction: You can’t mix kale, pumpkin, Vanilla Chai Amazing Grass, and Unsweet Almond Breeze with sugar-free coconut Artista syrup & expect it to taste good.
Fact: I probably should’ve kept blending a bit further to reduce the kale chunkage.
Fiction: That’s what stopped me from licking every single inch around the rim of the blender cup.
Fact: I love Janetha G. because she comes up with things like fat-free cottage cheese mixed with 1 tsp. of ranch seasoning & garbanzo beans for atop a cucumber kale salad. WEIRD that she had the same(ish) thing for lunch yesterday after not making it forEVER.
Fiction: I should probably go eat more sodium now.
Fact: A bottle of Garlic Gold is kept in my desk drawer at all times for emergencies
Fiction: I always stay completely on task at work and never surf blogs.
Fact: I’m probably going to look as though I’ve got Jondis due to the copious amounts of squash, pumpkin, and carrots in my diet.
Fiction: I can cure the discoloration with some Cinnamon Raisin Swirl PB, a la HEAB, right?
(She told me just to smear a little nut butter on the squash butt, and I’m SO glad she did ;))
Fact: Before this kick-butt session of basketball open gym, I downed a red pear that went unpictured.
Fiction: I was thrilled about the fact that we got kicked out a little early because the volleyball players needed the gym. 6:30PM start time supposedly means 6PM set up.
Fact: This view on my drive home distracted me from my hunger (along with a HUGE bottle of water that I chugged)
Fiction: My parents would proudly support this picture taken while driving Peter’s Mountain…
Fact: Golden Corn Vitatops are just as delicious straight from the freezer as they are warmed up.
Fiction: I knew exactly what I wanted to make for dinner.
Fact: I decided I was in the mood for some quick and easy protein in the form of egg beaters with sugar-free coconut Artista syrup & cinnamon. Ya know, like the lazy girl’s, coconut version of Danica’s Mock French Toast.
Fiction: Patience is a strength of mine, making it easy for me to occupy my time while these were cooking up in the microwave.
Fact: I came to the conclusion that this stuff is delicious with ANYTHING. The possibilities are endless & I plan on utilizing every last one before the bottle empties
Fiction: There’s no way I could consume an entire butternut squash in one day.
Fact: I did…in two different sittings, but I did, none-the-less. “Baked” in the microwave doused in cinnamon & coconut sugar-free syrup, indeed.
Fiction: It was disgusting.
Fact: In a total turn of events taste, I roasted some broccoli & cauliflower for another dinner side with salt, pepper, and minced garlic.
Fiction: You probably would want to kiss me after I ate this.
Fact: I had my second green monster of the day for dessert. That’s right, proud repeat offender right here.
Fiction: I would never eat two chocolate VITATOPS with cool whip free smooshed between them for dessert #2 and not take a photo for the blog
HAPPY FRIDAY LOVERS!
Tonight consists of a gym session after work, followed by a shower, dinner, & our homecoming football game! Go Wildcats! I won’t lie, I’m getting nervous…something about going back to the old “high school scene” makes me nervous…am I ridiculous or what?!